24 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE NOVEMBER 10, 1995

Dykes To Watch Out For

mouths

babes

REJOIN

OUR SORDID DOMESTIC DRAMA

JUST AFTER CLARICE RETURNS HOME TO FIND TONI AND GLORIA WN A CLINCH, APPARENTLY OBLIVIOUS

WHAT THE HELL

IS GOING ON?

UH... I THINK I HEAR STEHA WAKING UP FROM HER NAP...EXCUSE ME.

(224)

TO RAFAEL'S

BATHROOM NEEDS.

YOU'RE INCREDIBLE, TON!! GOD KNOWS WHAT KIND OF TOILET TRAINING TRAUMA YOU'RE GNING HIM!

I'M GIVING HIM? LOOK, LET'S SHORTLY....

JUST PUT THIS DISCUSSION ON HOLD TILL HE'S DONE, OKAY?

CLARICE, IT WAS AN INNOCENT HUG! GLORIA WAS JUST TRYING TO COMFORT ME AF. TER MY MOTHER CALLED!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME SO EARLY? IS SOMETHING WRONG?

I'LL SAY SOMETHING'S WRONG! GO AHEAD AND CARRY ON WITH GLORIA IF YOU HAVE TO, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF MY SON!

CLARICE, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE! THERE'S NO⋅ THING GOING ON!

UH... WE'D BETTER BE GETTING HOME. BYE!

BYE.

IF THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON, WHY'S SHE LOOK SO GUILTY?

YOUR MOTHER?! WHAT HAPPENED?

SHE WAS OVER AT |CARMEN'S BABYSITTING AND FOUND THAT CARD WE SENT OUT LAST CHRISTMAS.

WITH THE PHOTO OF US HOLDING RAFFI DRESSED LIKE AN ELF WHILE WE'RE KISSING UNDER THE MISTLETOE?! ON MY GOD? WHAT YOU SAY?

I DIDN'T PICK UP. SHE LEFT A MES SAGE. SHE WAS SO ANGRY, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

AW, HONEY! DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL COME AROUND. I'LL HELP YOU. I'M SO SORRY I LOST IT ABOUT GLORIA! YOU KNOW I TRUST YOU, RIGHT?

RAAM! RRM!

VROOOM!

MOMMY, POTTY!

OH, SWEETHEART, I'M SORRY! LET ME TAKE YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD, BIG BOY TO SAY WHAT

YOU NEED!

MOMMY CWYING.

YES, SWEETIE. SHE'S FEELING SAD.

KITH MOWAY WIKE GWOYA.

KISS MOMMY LIKE

GLORIA?

JUST EXACTLY HOW DID GLORIA KISS

YOU, MOMMY?

RRR..

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN

WHATSUP ?...OH JESUS.. ARE YOU STILL HEY? ANYONE HOME? EETH? ETHAN? WRITING THAT LETTER TO THE EDITORP

IN HERE...

YEA, SO? HI MOON...IT PISSES ME OFF. ALL THE PAIN IN THIS WORLD AND YET,THE ONLY THING THIS ASS HAS TO BRAY ABOUT IS TOO MUCH FETTISH FLAUNTING AT THE PRIDE PARADE.

I MEAN, OKAY, SO SOME OF THE PARADE SHOTS THAT MAKE THE NEWS GET A LITTLE off Color, BUT I MEAN, GET OVER IT, YOU DON'T SEE ME BURNING UP LOTS'A GRAY MATTER WRITING COMPLAINING LETTERS TO THE EDITOR...

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NO, I SEE YOU BURNING UP LOTS'A GRAY MATTER WRITING COMPLAINING RESPONSES TO LETTERS TO THE EDITOR.

...BY Eric ORner.

ETHAN,CAN I TAKE AN ORANGE ? SURE HON' on hey, I GOTCHA SOME THING FOR WHEN CLASSES START...

CAPECOPPER.

A POCAHONTAS LUNCH BOX

...

UH.... THANX.

YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE DO YOU?

Nooo....

WHATEVER

VECK

EETH.MAYBE ALLTHIS... LIKE MAYLE THE FACT LETTERWRITING IS ABOUT THAT I KNOW (& I KNOW TRANSFERENCE.Y'KNOW YOU KNOW) THAT ETIENNE MISPLACED AGGRESSION,LIKE HAD SEX WITH TODD IN THE AS IF SOMETHING ELSE IS GYM'S SAUNA TUESDAY BOTHERING YOU. NIGHT?

WELL,YES ACTUALLY,) LIKE THAT EXACTLY.

WARE YOU PISSED?

PISSED? WHY SHOULD I BE PISSED PFEEL ING USED UP AND TRAMPLED AND DISCARDED LIKE SO MUCH CONFETTI STUCK IN THE PAVE MENT AFTER A PARADE IS NO REASON TO BE PISSER NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, NO REASON AT ALL, MOON, GRAB THAT ORANGE IT'S TIME TO GO...

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? I WAS THINKING "KILL HIM"MIGHT BE THE MOST SUITABLE THING... hmmm...WELL DEAR, TRY TO REMEMBER NOT TO LEAVE BLOODY GLOVES IN THE BRONCO

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